Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.<\/p>\n

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Westminster Dog Show just happen in New York City.<\/p>\n

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Big deal in canine world.<\/p>\n

Westminster is for dogs what Academy Awards is for two-leggers. Everybody hate show and think stupid, but all like to sit around and make fun anyway!<\/p>\n

Good times.<\/p>\n

These Heidi thoughts on some of dogs at Westminster:<\/p>\n

Mearle<\/p>\n

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Mearle very stupid dog. Tell by eyes and moron flop to ears. Not much upstairs for Mearle. No way could catch squirrel and probably no understand beg. Think Mearle maybe hit by car and that why so dumb. Probably looking at ceiling fan.<\/p>\n

Lucy<\/p>\n

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Lucy big slut. Tongue out like trying to be all seductive while throwing innocent, come hither look. So fake! Slut Lucy just want treat, she no love you!! Lucy not even that good-looking. Heidi think maybe 6 out of 10, and collar she wear show she trying WAY too hard. Heidi hate Lucy. Whore dog who sex with cats.<\/p>\n

Gracie<\/p>\n

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Oh, look at St. Gracie! She so holy her likeness should be on a cushion! What miracle you do today, Gracie? Gracie pee! ? Oh Gracie, surely you agent of God! Ha! Gracie saint of snobbery! She think she better than everybody, but she just a pretentious faker! Hope she get head caught in wall and everybody in world forget about her. Stupid dog, bad dog!!<\/p>\n

Selah<\/p>\n

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Selah look nice, I guess. Friendly, like probably share toy.<\/p>\n

Bug<\/p>\n

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Bug think he all macho and handsome Alpha stud. Heidi agree. Bug have perfect coat, Heidi just lose herself in rich, yet symmetrical tapestry of colour! And Bug eyes?! Dreamy. Such a strong and muscular dog! What Heidi would give to have Bug\u2019s tongue lick her coat! Oh, Bug can be Heidi\u2019s best in show all night long! Bug can pull Heidi’s sleigh any day of week! Golly, Heidi having spell, feel hot and need to run in circle a bit!<\/p>\n

Eisous<\/p>\n

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This is completely retarded dog. Almost feel sorry for it. Very serious mental illness. Heidi don\u2019t even understand name. Eisous? WTF? Heidi stay away from that dog, cross street to avoid it. Might be possessed or addicted to bad drug and Drano. Has self-harmer written all over it, probably bites off own fur. Show business very dangerous, many pitfalls and temptations for celebrities!<\/p>\n

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