As many of you know, Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto,\u00a0 <\/span>and I were enrolled at Carleton University in Ottawa at the same time back in the 80\u2019s and early 90’s.<\/p>\n

We weren\u2019t best pals, but we spent an awful lot of time at the campus pub\u2014The Slick Rooster\u2014cutting classes and drinking, and I suppose we formed a bond, a bond that has surprisingly remained intact over the years. Recently, I got an email from Rob after he heard about my heart surgery:<\/p>\n

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Little Buddy:<\/p>\n

Holy shit storm!!<\/p>\n

I had no idea your ticker was F\u2019ed! You were always so skinny, you\u2019d think it would have hit a bigger, heavier, more powerful guy like me, but hell, it just goes to show that you never know what\u2019s going\u00a0 <\/span>to happen in this crazy world. Who knows, eh? I might still end up with Jennifer Aniston!<\/p>\n

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If I did, I tell you, we would become a political force that could never be stopped.<\/p>\n

Robiffer: A fucking juggernaut.<\/p>\n

Who was it you were nuts for? Oh yeah, Demi Moore! You wanted her so bad!! You saw that movie Ghost 8 times!<\/p>\n

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Remember that pottery scene? That was boner city, man! \u00a0Demi Moore reminds me of a lady soccer player. It\u2019s the short hair, like she\u2019s a boy only with really hot boobs and a fine, fine ass.<\/p>\n

Have you been watching the lady soccer? No, me neither! LOL!!<\/p>\n

Hey, gotta change the tone here for a sec, get heavy.<\/p>\n

As you know, I spent some time incarcerated in the hospital, too. Unbelievable that a guy as vital and straight-shooting as myself would get the Big C, but I did. Not stopping me, though. Gotta have a positive attitude, little buddy. Just charge through it like you were a big lineman ploughing through a bunch of nerds, or in your case, a nerd beating on smaller, weaker nerds. What\u2019s beneath a nerd on the totem pole of cool anyway? I mean, who do nerds bully? Do you just throw rocks at animals, or are there actually people\u00a0you can push around? Interested to know as I always try to relate to my constituents. Wanna speak their language, even if it is Nerdlish.<\/p>\n

How were your nurses?<\/p>\n

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Hot or Not?<\/p>\n

That was a game I played to pass the time. I would look at each nurse and ask myself, \u201cWould you do her?\u201d I\u2019m not sure what the percentage was, but it was pretty high. There was one little sex bomb name Sylvie.<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Jesus. They couldn\u2019t let her work on the cardiac floor because she\u2019d send all her patient\u2019s blood pressure through the roof!\u00a0 LOL!!\u00a0<\/span>Shit brick house, that one, and an accent that was better than any porn film I\u2019ve ever seen. Always asked her for a sponge bath– once, I even offered her three hundred bucks for one, but I don\u2019t think her english was too good because she never responded. The city of Toronto has to legislate that everybody fucking speaks and understands ENGLISH and that it is their ONLY language. \u00a0Those that don\u2019t comply? Fucking deported.<\/p>\n

Loved the drugs in hospital. Hydromorphone.<\/p>\n

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They’ll tell you to only take one, but screw that, take two, maybe three, for a good high. You will float right to the fucking ceiling and then have the best sex of your life with that goddamn ceiling. It is that good.<\/p>\n

It will bung you up eventually, but it\u2019s still worth it.<\/p>\n

Get well soon, Little Buddy!<\/p>\n

Big Rob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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