As most of you know, Donald Trump has announced that he is running for President of the United States.<\/p>\n

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And as most of you also know, Donald Trump is an absolute master of Twitter, (@realDonaldTrump) a medium which is quickly becoming the primary means of disseminating thought and information. In case you’ve forgotten, here are some of Trump’s most penetrating, brilliant and revealing Tweets:<\/p>\n

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\u201cIf Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country\u2014I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEveryone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.\u201d<\/p>\n

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(That is not Robert Pattinson in the above photographs)<\/p>\n

\u201cThe concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Ever the iconoclast, Trump has decided to participate in the Presidential debate via Twitter, limiting his answers to a blunt 140 characters. These are some of the Tweets that Trump and his team have been preparing for the night:<\/p>\n

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On the Charleston shooting:<\/p>\n

\u201cTragedy. National tragedy. As an olive branch from the whites, I am offering any black $100 worth of gambling chips, free, at any of my casinos on the anniversary of that church shooting.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMixed race guests get $50 worth of chips, which is still a great deal.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Gay Marriage:<\/p>\n

\u201cKnow lots of gay people. Best decorators in the world. They’re responsible for making my hotels look so great. Terrific race.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cA couple of them have won Celebrity Apprentice, so I’m obviously not a bigot, even though I am big time Hetero.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI’ve slept with a lot of beautiful women.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Health Care:<\/p>\n

\u201cObamacare is a heat-seeking missile that will rape and destroy small businesses and jobs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHillary is a socialist, she doesn’t understand business, so I’m telling her once you rape small business, there are consequences, you can’t just go and get an abortion.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI would set up a different, much better, more luxurious system than we have now. It would have the Trump stamp of quality.\u201d<\/p>\n

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ISIS:<\/p>\n

\u201cThese guys just opened a hotel, can you believe it? Not only have they declared war on America, but now they’re going to war against me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf I can make billions of dollars and build quality golf courses and real estate, I can destroy ISIS.\u201d<\/p>\n

“Donald Trump has never lost a war.”<\/p>\n

\u201cISIS, what a bunch of chumps.\u201d
\nThe Mexican Border:<\/p>\n

\u201cI’m going to build a wall to keep Mexicans in Mexico, and you know it will be a solid, quality wall because it will be made by Trump builders. ”<\/p>\n

\u201cYou know that wall in Game of Thrones? It will put that to shame, it will put China to shame, it will be the wall to end all walls, like the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in…\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c….exciting and beautiful Atlantic City. My fantastic casino has an exotic Indian theme–7-11 Indian though, not casino Indian.\u201d<\/p>\n

“No Mexicans will ever get through my wall to steal American jobs and water.”<\/p>\n

\u201cIs Salma Hayek Mexican? Classy lady. Beautiful, unlike most Mexican women who tend to be plain–they just don’t look after themselves as a people.\u201d<\/p>\n

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