<\/a><\/p>\nRachelle: Or when my mother typed out 150 pages of your Fantasy novel\u2014Destiny’s Arrow–because you thought you might have a variation of carpal tunnel syndrome?<\/p>\n
Rachelle: No, I don’t think autocorrect changed Peaches to leeches.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: I simply do not believe you.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: I think that you’re lying to me.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Yes, I think you lie all of the time.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Really?<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Well, when we met and you said you didn’t have any \u201cemotional baggage.\u201d<\/p>\n
Rachelle: When you said you were 5’9, that was another lie.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: That you were good at sports.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Do you want me to go on?<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Look, if you send my parent’s a bill for $3.50 each month, \u201cso that they can carry their own weight,\u201d I will kill you in your loud, nauseating, snoring sleep.<\/p>\n
Rachelle: Be back from work around 7:30, please be dressed this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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