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<\/a><\/p>\nAs fate would have it, actress Chloe Sevigny was sitting at the table directly beside us.<\/p>\n
Subtly, like a panther at night, I went back to the patio, had a look around, came back to the bar, stretched a few times, and then discreetly took a photograph of Sevigny as she ate lunch.<\/p>\n This is what happened after I returned to my seat and sat down:<\/p>\n Chloe Sevigny: I know what you did.<\/p>\n Me: Sorry?<\/p>\n Chloe Sevigny: I know what you did.<\/p>\n Me: Last summer?<\/p>\n Chloe Sevigny: (Dripping with sarcasm) Oh, you’re so clever! You should write for Hollywood! Look, I know that you just took a picture of me without permission. I saw you, asshole.<\/p>\n Me: Lady, I don’t even have a clue who you are.<\/p>\n Chloe Sevigny: Don’t give me that bullshit, you know damn well who I am!<\/p>\n Me: Are you a homely 16 year-old boy dressed up like he’s in some metal hair band for Halloween?<\/p>\n Rachelle: (Urgent whispering) Pickle, just apologize and the shut-up so we can move on, okay?<\/p>\n Me: (To Rachelle) I didn’t do anything wrong! I just went to the patio to see if they had better looking servers out there! I’m not apologizing for that!<\/p>\n Chloe Sevigny: (To Rachelle) I feel sorry for you. Your life must be a real challenge.<\/p>\n Rachelle: Oh, I know, it is, it is. He did the same thing when we saw some actress from Law & Order at the airport. He said he was taking photographs of the luggage for a gallery show, but of course…<\/p>\n Me: It wasn’t some actress, damn it, it was Angie Harmon!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n