Just over a month ago Rachelle and I welcomed our first child, Jones, into the world.<\/p>\n

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It’s been a crazy, inspiring and wildly educational time, and as parents, we’ve discovered things about one another that we never imagined might be true. For instance, I’ve learned that I am AMAZING with babies, and as this parenting stuff is such a breeze for me, I’ve decided to open a daycare.<\/p>\n

The Spartan Way: Mike’s Daycare<\/p>\n

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Welcome to The Spartan Way: Mike’s Daycare! This cutting-edge centre is based on ancient principles and is dedicated to sculpting children aged two weeks to six years to become dominant Alpha leaders in the unpredictable dystopia of tomorrow. We believe that modern daycares are over-certified, and our philosophy is that both infants and the free market will always work things out on their own.<\/p>\n

\u201cSinite illos esse , suus ‘iustus a sanguine vulnus.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The SWMD is committed to providing a level-playing field for all our little warriors, with special favours or attention being granted to none! Our teachers (Rob L. and Donnie C.) are skilled mixed martial artists, have an unyielding love of strong, predatory children and educations that just cannot be taught in a class.<\/p>\n

Need more?<\/p>\n

Here’s what hockey superstar and political commentator Wayne Gretzky has to say:<\/p>\n

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\u201cHi, I’m Wayne Gretzky! During my hockey career I was known as the \u201cGreat One.\u201d Let me tell you, when it comes to daycare facilities, The Spartan Way: Mike’s Daycare is the true Great One! It’s always a shot on goal!\u201d<\/p>\n

Wayne Gretzky is just one of our many celebrity supporters!<\/p>\n

You should know that we develop our lesson plans based on ancient Spartan childrearing techniques, mixed with some modern, libertarian practices. We provide each one of our little Spartans with experiences that will discipline their young minds and bodies, turning their hearts to cold, unflinching steel. Games and competitions are a big part of our curriculum.<\/p>\n

In short, we at The Spartan Way: Mike’s Daycare, make strength and discipline fun!<\/p>\n

Still, not satisfied?<\/p>\n

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\u201cHi, I’m Colin Powell, American statesman and retired four-star general in the US Army. Mike’s Daycare doesn’t simply provide a safe and encouraging environment for your children, no, it teaches that the world is a dangerous and hostile place, and that the child must learn to kill or be killed. This is an invaluable life plan as we head into a future where anarchy and civil war will be unleashed upon a dying planet.\u201d<\/p>\n

We have tremendously competitive rates, and provide\u00a0one meal* a day for each child who finishes amongst the top three in the daily assignments.<\/p>\n

Give us a call, find out if your child is right for The Spartan Way: Mike’s Daycare!<\/p>\n

*No dietary changes, regardless of allergies, religion, etc, are made to our meal plan as we believe in absolute, unflinching equality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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