Last night at Citi Field in New York City, the New York Mets fought back from a 2-0 deficit against the Kansas City Royals in this year’s World Series. The Mets starter was the brilliant, young Noah Syndergaard, also known as Thor to his fans.<\/p>\n

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Tall, powerful and with flowing, blonde locks and a fastball that exceeds 100 mph, he has the distinct aura of the divine about him. He had a tough time early in the game, but seemed to gather confidence and strength as it wore on.<\/p>\n

David Wright, veteran third baseman and captain of the Mets served as his human interpreter at the press conference after the Mets victory:<\/p>\n

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Alice Gwyn, Yahoo Sports: \u201cThor, you seemed a little confounded on the mound out there as the game started. The Royals kept getting hits off you no matter what you threw. How did you adjust?\u201d<\/p>\n

David Wright, human translator:<\/p>\n

Thor says, \u201cI could not believe that even as I shattered their puny mortal weapons, sundering them like match sticks with my offerings, they still managed to get little, dinky hits! It was black magic, I tell you! I looked to my captain and said, \u201cWhat dark arts are these? Surely Loki is behind such enchantments!\u201d<\/p>\n

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But in truth, never once did I stop believing in my mighty immortal powers, powers which you can see were reflected in the final score.\u201d
\nJoe Ainsley, New York Post: \u201cGood effort out there, Thor. The first pitch of the game was quite an eye opener. Was the high and tight fastball that levelled Royals lead-off hitter Alcides Escobar meant to convey a message and change the tone in the series?\u201d<\/p>\n

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David Wright, human translator:<\/p>\n

Thor laughs heartily! He throws his golden locks behind his head, saying, the pitch was meant to convey that Alcides is a pitiful mortal and I am the immortal Thor! The Royals, a team that little changeling girl Lordes\u00a0wrote a song about, needed to know they were in New York now and that things are very different in New York. I smote him. He will not be a factor in this series again. The pitiful human mewling from the Royals dugout after that, little kittens scared of a thunder, made Thor laugh. Verily, it was a good time.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Benedict Summers, New York Times: \u201cThor, I have to say, it was good to see the God of Thunder so in control of things tonight, and wow, you are really, really crazy numinous tonight, blinding. Anyway, what would you say was the single most important thing to you being able to pitch such a gritty, consistent and powerful game?\u201d<\/p>\n

David Wright, human translator:<\/p>\n

\u201cBeing a God and immortal status, for sure. I just reached deep into my well of divinity and kept throwing pitches of fire that I knew mortals would not be able to hit. Just stuck to my game plan. Also, the presence of the great Billy Joel at the game, and the playing of Piano Man,<\/p>\n

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was both touching and inspirational! It was like I was back in Valhalla at the hall of Bilskirnir! Thor, God of Thunder, thanks you all very much, but he must now go and feast and ice the immortal arm!\u201d<\/p>\n

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( Thanks to Yael Friedman for the idea!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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