Donald Trump’s penis size came up at a recent Republican debate. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Not being the type of man to evade controversy regarding his penis, Trump immediately took to Twitter to clarify the matter.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Unlike Obama, the ABSOLUTE worst President in history, I don’t <\/span><\/span>dodge<\/span><\/span> the tough questions. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: When his handlers told him to deny the American people an answer to the birth certificate question, he caved and did what he was told.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: He avoided the question. Not what a leader does.<\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Nobody owns Donald Trump, and nobody owns the American People! #TrumpInternationalGolfLinks&Hotel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Donald Trump is an energetic leader, and if the people want to know the size of my penis, then I will show them!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Believe me, I have absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed of. I GUARANTEE you that I am WAY bigger than average! #DonaldJTumpSignatureCollection<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Here he is, the Chairman of the Board, the Trump Tower:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: <\/span><\/span>My doctor, who is the BEST doctor in all of New York, says that I am in PERFECT health, my hands are LARGER than<\/span><\/span>\u00a0normal, and my penis is in the 98% percentile in terms of <\/span><\/span>length AND width<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: And let me tell you, it functions, boy, does it EVER function!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: No complaints in the bedroom.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Just ask tennis superstar Maria Sharapova.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: She was pretty inexperienced, but I taught her a thing or two. #ArtOfTheDeal<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: And her legs! Beautiful woman, truly beautiful.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Sad to hear about her drug scandal, but she’ll bounce back. Tough girl. Winner. <\/span><\/span>One of my crowning achievements.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: <\/span><\/span>Charo.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: Charo met the Trump Tower MANY times.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: One of THE greatest guitarists of the 70’s.<\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: What a body!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Susan Anton.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: We did it on the 16<\/span><\/span>^{th<\/span><\/span><\/sup> green of one of my many luxury golf courses. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n}

@realDonaldTrump: She was more than satisfied.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Loved the Trump brand.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: <\/span><\/span>The grass was cut so fine it felt like velvet. Can’t remember the course, but it doesn’t matter, they’re ALL cut like that. #TrumpQuality<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: <\/span><\/span>Susan Anton, she was very athletic back in the 80s. Miss California.\u00a0\u00a0#MostMexicansAreRapists<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Appeared in Battle of the Network Stars. Looked great in a bathing suit. I have to say, I had my opportunities with a lot of those ladies.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: I even have a few regrets, <\/span><\/span>a few opportunities missed, <\/span><\/span>but I won’t talk about those now, a gentleman has to keep some secrets, right?!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Connie Sel<\/span><\/span>l<\/span><\/span>ec<\/span><\/span>c<\/span><\/span>a. She met the Chairman of the Board.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: Multiple times.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Marco Rubio couldn’t <\/span><\/span>even <\/span><\/span>get a lose<\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span> like Rosie O’Donnel<\/span><\/span>l<\/span><\/span>. <\/span><\/span>#LittleMarco<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Also, Sharon Stone, star of Basic Instinct, and a HUGE Trump supporter, stuck her hand down my pants in the bathroom of the Rainbow Room.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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@realDonaldTrump: Very sexy. #CouldHaveDoneHerInTheBathroomButDidn’tAsWasMarried<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: I haven’t even scratched the surface here. So many more.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

@realDonaldTrump: Let’s make America great again! #VoteTrump<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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