Although Donald Trump was in disguise, dressed as the Burger King, all the poor people on the subway could still tell that a powerful, sexy and charismatic alpha lived beneath the costume.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Trump, even attired that way, commanded the subway like a stern and punctual marshall at a luxury golf course, and people knew not to mess with him.<\/p>\n Normally he would never think to take the subway, as it is a filthy and vulgar mode of transportation, but today he wanted filthy and vulgar. His legs spread out expansively, taking up at least two seats, he looked down at his most recent text from Melania and smiled:<\/p>\n \u201cI am to poo you,\u201d it read.<\/p>\n Melania’s English wasn’t very good, but Donald knew exactly what she meant.<\/p>\n It was their beautiful night together.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Every year on the anniversary on their first sex, Donald bought a fast food restaurant in the New York area, fired everybody, and then made Melania work the counter. This year, it was a Dairy Queen, and Donald, disguised as the Burger King, was going to come in and order Melania off the menu and then make her his fast food sex slave for the night.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n It was a great tradition, and they both loved it very much.<\/p>\n As Donald sat there on the subway thinking about whether he should purchase and then and torture some of the homeless and desperate as part of fast food sex slave night, a woman approached him.<\/p>\n \u201cThe Burger King?\u201d she said.<\/p>\n \u201cYou look low rent,\u201d the Burger Trump retorted, \u201cand let me tell you,\u201d he continued, \u201cI would rather be a king than some low rent subway hen.\u201d<\/p>\n The low rent woman had full lips.<\/p>\n \u201cSubway hen?\u201d<\/p>\n Donald ignored her, Tweeting a threat to France.<\/p>\n The low rent woman looked closely at his fingers, as if figuring something out.<\/p>\n