President Donald J. Trump’s Personal Notes preceding his ownership take-over of the New York Mets.<\/p>\n
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<\/a> Remove Harriet Tubman from twenty-dollar bill, replace with Keith Hernandez.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Find out difference between Hispanic, Latino and Mexican. Fire Mexicans. Find out if Cespedes is Mexican; if so, grant amnesty.<\/p>\n Rename ballpark Donald J. Trump, POTUS, Luxury Baseball Stadium and Driving Range. Also suitable for use as as detention\/execution facility in off-season<\/p>\n Mr. Met is a loser as far as mascots go, no talent, but the merchandizing is in place.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Need to open up new mascot revenue streams. Sidekick? Chris Christie? Put him in a flesh-colored bodysuit? Sad clown in flesh-colored bodysuit wearing opponent’s hat?? Mr. Met beats on him with a baseball bat or lead pipe whenever we score.<\/p>\n Every time the opposing pitcher gets pulled from the game a giant image of me, President Donald J. Trump, will appear on the video screen saying, \u201cYou’re fired!\u201d Crowd goes wild. Crowds love me, especially mobs.<\/p>\n Contact NASA and find out what planet Noah Syndergarrd is from. Get more like him.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Replace foul poles with beautiful, high-quality columns made from the finest ivory and marble.<\/p>\n Order CIA Black Op to steal opponent’s signals. Be present to ensure waterboarding.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n In off-season run reality show to determine Mets new closer. Call it \u201cThe Closer.\u201d Think intro: \u201cI’m President Donald J. Trump, the greatest negotiator on the planet. I have what it takes to be the ultimate closer, do you?\u201d<\/p>\n Create companion show for The Closer called, \u201cThe Burning Hot Wives of Major League Baseball!\u201d<\/p>\n
\nEliminate all conflict-of-interest restrictions governing elected officials. Buy-off and\/or torture all in opposition.<\/p>\n