<\/a><\/p>\n(Various children yell)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nDidn’t Voldemort have a good brother?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n(Children shrieking NO!!)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nWell, he should have, but whatever. Fine, then. I am like Voldemort–a powerful, powerful, often misunderstood wizard who can conjure great worlds and then shrink them into books like A VAN FULL OF GIRLS, which can be bought online at Indigo Books, and is such a powerful spell that it might just save your life! You should pester your parents until they buy you several copies\u2014remember, your happiness, the entire course of your future depends on you getting this one thing right. Get your parents to buy you A VAN FULL OF GIRLS, and get them to do it now before it’s too late. Tell them it’s for a class or something, it doesn’t matter.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nClass of 2016, congratulations, and may you all travel in A VAN FULL OF GIRLS!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nThank you all, and God bless. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I don’t engage in public speaking very often,\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3894,159,1029,1855,805,3895,177,3896,129,1385,3897,3693,332,3899,167,3898,1532,204,1854,77,699,1609],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5910"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5910"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5915,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5910\/revisions\/5915"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}