<\/a><\/p>\nHeidi serve to friends. So popular here! Everybody love Heidi, and not just for her Carb0nara!<\/p>\n
Heidi have so many boyfriends now.<\/p>\n
There Banjo. Rusty. Dr. Diggles. Sally Ann (Heidi sexuality very fluid now). Milos. Rex. Popeye.<\/p>\n
Many more, too, in some cases Heidi don’t even know name.<\/p>\n
Just passion. Passion only name Heidi need.<\/p>\n
Oh, Heidi so very indecent.<\/p>\n
Heidi proud to be indecent.<\/p>\n
Heidi could be indecent all day long.<\/p>\n
Heidi curious, has shitty replacement smelled out rat living in barbeque like Heidi did? Does replacement make good watchdog with powerful and frightening bark? Does replacement still poo in den? Does replacement know how to make Carbonara? Does replacement have ears like velvet and eyes like cocoa beans?<\/p>\n
Yeah, Heidi thought so.<\/p>\n
Heidi don’t miss you.<\/p>\n
Heidi love life, but hate you, she hate you hard–Heidi haunt you fuckers.<\/p>\n
Heidi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
As some of you may have heard, Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund of the last ten years, is no longer living with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3915,159,138,3922,3916,3920,767,3918,35,36,569,3919,3917,332,420,181,370,469,3923,3921,96,548,3914,77,699,599,3115,245,38],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5928"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5935,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions\/5935"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}