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Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund:<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n ******************************<\/p>\n Heidi so sick of Norway!!<\/p>\n Always hearing about how it best country in world to live!!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi call bullshit!<\/p>\n Norway no best!!<\/p>\n Hold on. Heidi have joke.<\/p>\n What first two letters in Norway?<\/p>\n NO!!!!<\/p>\n Norway is NO country!!<\/p>\n Ha-ha!! Heidi very, very funny, it true. Heidi negotiating with Netflix for special. Heidi way better than Amy Schumer. So over-rated. Real hack. Schumer maybe funny for Norway, but not REAL, USA funny!<\/p>\n Heidi hate Amy Schumer and Norway.<\/p>\n It true.<\/p>\n Heidi hate Norway so much she been trolling Norway on Twitter!.<\/p>\n ***************************<\/p>\n Norway MFA(Ministry Foreign Affairs): Norway made education a top priority because it is not only a human right – it is a prerequisite for development.<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA HUMAN RIGHT?? WHAT ABOUT DOG RIGHT?? HEIDI THINK NORWAY SMELL LIKE STINKY CAT FACE!!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Maybe stupid Norway only think about human rights because no-brain Norwegian Elkhound make animals look bad!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Norwegian Elkhound is worst! VERY BAD DOG! Huge national embarrassment!!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Norwegian Elkhound stupidest dog.<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Very bad with sex, too. Ugh.<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Heidi so embarrassed to have relations with Sk\u00f6ll.<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA He couldn’t hunt ladybug, let alone moose! Ha!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Sk\u00f6ll moron. He chase sun.<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Norwegian Elkhound sit on throne of lies! Norway sit on throne of lies! Heidi hate throne of lies! Heidi hate Norway!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Heidi say NO WAY to Norway!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA You stink!!<\/p>\n NorwayMFA: Norway is proud of its environmental policies, and the fact that we offer more green space per person than any nation on earth!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Why Norway only care about people? Is because Norway evil?<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Norway ever think so much space because everybody hate place so much??<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA It true. So much subtweeting about Norway, Norway would not believe!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Everyone talk behind Norway back. Think Norway gross! Full of stupid sweaters!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n NorwayMFA: Norway now has 32,000 electric cars which is the highest rate per capita in the whole world!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Ha! Electric car what weak two-legger use at Ex! Nothing to be proud of, Notway!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Like being proud of anemia!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Think fjords stupid, too!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Fjord sound Norway make when Norway fart!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Heidi rather live in volcano than Norway!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Norway, you nothing but fake news!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Heidi think taxes are for chumps!<\/p>\n Heidi: @NorwayMFA Ayn Rand barf if she ever step foot on parasite country!<\/p>\n