James S. Brady Press Briefing Room<\/p>\n
1:40 P.M. EDT<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n MR. SPICER: Good afternoon. First off, yes, it’s true. Arby’s will officially be designated \u201cAmerica’s Roast Beef, Yes Sir!\u201d After expert negotiations, President Trump will be signing an executive order this afternoon that will establish a formal marketing partnership between Arby’s and the United States of America. We hope and expect that this will prove mutually beneficial to both parties for years to come.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n On a personal note I want to say that I worked at an Arby’s when I was a teenager growing up in Rhode Island back in the 80’s. We used to have quite a few vacationing gays come in looking for an affordable and delicious meal, and although most people were scared of their disease, I never had a problem with them.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n I found them to be a very tidy people. You could always tell which table they’d been eating at because it was just so clean.<\/p>\n Anyhow, Arby’s makes the best sandwich in America, as President Trump knows, and if you’re ever driving by an Arby’s you should stop and try one of their Roast Beef Gyro’s.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n The classic thinly sliced roast beef is topped with lettuce, onions and tomatoes, cool creamy tzatziki sauce, and authentic Greek seasonings all hugged by a warm pita. Nothing says \u201cI am an adventurous eater and interesting person\u201d like eating a gyro at Arby\u2019s.<\/p>\n $4.29.<\/p>\n A great deal. The kind of deal that only President Donald Trump could negotiate for America.<\/p>\n You’d be an idiot not to buy that gyro.<\/p>\n A real, goddamned idiot.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n On another note, drug abuse has crippled communities across this nation. In 2015, more than 52,000 Americans — that\u2019s 144 people a day — died from a drug overdose. And a lot of those people were white. Keep in mind that this all happened under Barack Obama’s watch. I’m not saying he orchestrated this White Holocaust– although we have received a variety of intelligence reports indicating that might be the case– I’m just pointing out the facts so that you can make up your own minds.<\/p>\n