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Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund: <\/span><\/p>\n *******************************************************************<\/p>\n Heidi like to party.<\/span><\/p>\n It true.<\/span><\/p>\n No big deal, just how Heidi unwind and have good time! Sometimes booze or drug act as social lubricant so Heidi can have sex with anonymous dogs. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Very exciting! Very, very hot!! Heidi love that, fun times!<\/span><\/p>\n Heidi always in control, though. Heidi could stop partying anytime she want. Heidi not on drug and alcohol leash, Heidi have dextroamphetamine on leash! Heidi always in charge! But then one night Heidi partying and Heidi begin to dig hole. Dig, dig, dig!! Heidi could not stop digging! Heidi crazy with digging! Would not notice if cheeseburger fell on Heidi’s head! In some sort of dig trance! And then suddenly Heidi come to and realize she have no idea why digging! Heidi not even know where she was!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Later, video of Heidi digging hit YouTube. Heidi not look right. Collar hanging all loose and stained, tail wagging strange and jerky. Heidi feel shame, Heidi bad dog that night.<\/span><\/p>\n Made Heidi stop and think. <\/span><\/p>\n Did Heidi have problem?<\/span><\/p>\n Heidi consider.<\/span><\/p>\n It true memory getting bad. <\/span><\/p>\n Always forgetting where bone is. <\/span><\/p>\n Sometimes have blackout and no remember how end up covered in mud. So embarrassing. Feel irritable all the time, especially if have to do stupid trick for treat! HEIDI HATEHATEHATEHATE THAT! AND WHEN TWO-LEGGERS MAKE HEIDI WEAR CUTE OUTFIT?!! HEIDI WANT TO DESTROY AND RIP TO SHREDS!! HEIDI WANT RIVERS OF BLOOD TO FLOW!!<\/span><\/p>\n Maybe Heidi have anger problem and not party problem. Maybe anger root and party only tree. Heidi take quiz to find out.<\/span><\/p>\n Q. How often do you become angry in a normal day?<\/span><\/p>\n Not all bark angry bark, but probably 3, 500 time a day.<\/span><\/p>\n Q. Do other people comment on your anger?<\/span><\/p>\n Heidi told BAD DOG all the time! MAKE HEIDI SO ANGRY COULD BITE BABY FACE OFF!!<\/span><\/p>\n Q. Do you believe you are critical of yourself and others?<\/span><\/p>\n