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<\/a><\/p>\n1. On a scale of 0-10, how much do you hate the sky?<\/p>\n
2. Please choose the stupidest fucking sign in the zodiac.<\/p>\n
3. Order these celebrities in the sequence in which you would most want to see them surreally injured in a crossbow incident:<\/p>\n
4. On a scale of 0-10, how much do you hate the ocean?<\/p>\n 5. Which Margaret Atwood novel gives you the worst stabbing stomach pain?<\/p>\n 6. What do you hate more, squirrels or birds? (Please elaborate)<\/p>\n 7. Do your parents hate you more than you hate them, or do you hate them more than they hate you?<\/p>\n 8. Is you best friend kind of an asshole?<\/p>\n 9. Do you find chopsticks to be infuriating and stupid and pretentious?<\/p>\n 10. Do you often find yourself fantasizing about making over-rated Canadian author Margaret Atwood cry?<\/p>\n 11. Which part of this passage from a celebrated Margaret Atwood novel do you despise the most?<\/p>\n \u201cWho are you? And I mean really. Who are you?\u201d<\/p>\n My gut tells me that if I tell her right now, in this moment, it will not be well-received. \u201cA friend,\u201d I say, my gaze lowering to her lush mouth and lifting. \u201cAnd the man who wants to kiss you. Really kiss you. Can I kiss you, Myla?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re asking?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes. I\u2019m asking. After all you\u2019ve been through-\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHe hasn\u2019t destroyed me. He hasn\u2019t beaten me and I don\u2019t like that you think he has.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t think he\u2019s beaten you.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHe hasn\u2019t,\u201d she insists. \u201cI\u2019m not giving him that power and damn it, you better not either by treating me like I\u2019m broken and fragile. So kiss me if you\u2019re going to kiss me or let me go, if you don\u2019t want-\u201d<\/p>\n I cup the back of her head, and slant my mouth over hers, my tongue sliding against hers, stroking, caressing, and the taste of her, one part hunger I welcome, but the other part, the torment, I intend to drive away. I deepen the kiss, my hand pressing beneath her tank top, finding warm, soft skin. My fingers splay over her rib cage, while my mind reminds me that no matter how big she talks, she wants this escape for a reason. She has been abused, used, hurt. \u201c<\/p>\n 12. \u201cEverybody loves a parade,\u201d true or false?<\/p>\n 13. Is Real Estate for fools?<\/p>\n 14.\u00a0When you hear the word \u201cMindfulness\u201d do you want to build an attack drone or buy a magic killing sword?<\/p>\n 15. What do you hate more, having to use a sink or writing with a pen?<\/p>\n 16. Which superhero would you most like to beat-up in a fight?<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nAmy Schumer
\nThe Ikea Monkey
\nEthan Hawke
\nThe entire cast from Orange is the New Black
\nEric Trump
\nAdam Driver and Terry Richardson<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n