Via Twitter, President Donald Trump announced a new wave of ambassadorial appointments today:<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: I am honoured to announce that Jose Canseco will now be serving as the US ambassador to Pakistan.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Jose Canseco, great guy and helluva ballplayer. Got to know him well on Celebrity Apprentice. Made great pizza under pressure. Only used the highest quality ingredients.\u00a0Shouted out the orders clearly.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Didn’t always like the way he looked at Ivanka, but what can you do? He’s a man. I’m her father, and I still look. What curves. She’s a 10.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Jose has slept with countless women. Quality, deluxe women.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: But not Ivanka.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Pakistania, lock up your ladies!<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Very proud to announce that still hot ex-supermodel Nicki Taylor is the new US Ambassador to Russia.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Way she handled Gary Busey on Celebrity Apprentice made it clear to me that she can handle whatever you throw at her.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: You can thank me later, Russia.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: I am honoured to announce that the great WWE superstar star Goldberg, will now be the US Ambassador to the Jews.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Pure winner. Went 173 matches without a single loss. Commanding presence on Celebrity Apprentice. Can lift a helicopter over his head.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Should really turn things around for the Jews– bring our people closer together after all Hillary did to tear us apart.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Palestinia, you better watch your step.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Proud to announce that the beautiful Kaitlyn Schoeffel, Miss New Jersey 2017, will be the new US Ambassador to casinos all around the world.<\/p>\n

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Donald J Trump: Real firecracker.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Kaitlyn isn’t just another hot lady in a bathing suit, but is also an incredible dancer with great, American values and manners.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Beauty Pageant questions are tough. No way to prepare. HUGE challenge for ordinary people.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: But not Kaitlyn, knocked the question about confederate statues out of the park! Just wow.<\/p>\n

Donald J Trump: Real team player. Never hear about a sexual harassment suit from her. Class act, class ass. Perfect for the casino community.<\/p>\n

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