As many of you know, I’ve been working over the holidays for a service that answer’s Dear Santa letters:<\/a><\/p>\n Dear Santa:<\/p>\n I hope you enjoy your protein shake for your long journey.<\/p>\n I would like to know what it’s like to be Santa Claus.<\/p>\n Love,<\/p>\n Talullah from LA<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dear Talullah:<\/p>\n You should know that Santa is very grateful to you for leaving him a protein shake. You are a very sweet girl. Unfortunately, Santa is very<\/u> lactose intolerant and suffers acute<\/u> gastric distress whenever he has a protein shake, so he had to give it to Dasher, his lead reindeer, who is a bit of a hippy and really very experimental in his tastes. Last year Dasher tried Ayahuasca– saw serpents and had diarrhea for two days.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Santa isn’t sure how that \u201cblessed\u201d him with \u201cspiritual advancement,\u201d but whatever.<\/p>\n Santa will now try to answer all your questions!<\/p>\n As many of you know, I’ve been working over the holidays for a service that answer’s Dear Santa letters:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6698,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[159,4405,176,4402,3540,138,499,889,805,1478,830,63,118,3150,4007,1157,332,4404,3816,260,2108,4406,229,4400,4401,699,3882,140,4403],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6696"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6696"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6702,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6696\/revisions\/6702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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