Doug Ford, front runner in the Ontario Conservative leadership race, relates his experience with Ayahuasca:<\/p>\n
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I’m not going to give you any guff.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Ayahuasca is no walk in the park. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Like politics, it’s not for the faint of heart. Only the strongest will survive. You’ve got to be fearless to meet Mother Ayahuasca, and when I looked around the yurt at the lost and dirty hippies sitting around chanting and smelling like carrots, I knew I was the alpha and that I was going win. I knew that Mother Ayahuasca was going to choose me.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Now you’ve probably heard that the potion the little witch doctor guy gives you tastes horrible. That’s a fact, but if you’re smart like I was, you’ll just pour a little bit of chocolate milk into the cup and Presto! It’s still not the best thing you’ll ever taste– kind of like something you might get served on a Cuban cruise ship– but you can take it if you’re disciplined.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Anyway, after a couple of hours of trying to organize the hippies and teach them about the free market, I started to experience visual augmentations to the lights in the yurt. The lights seemed to get more vivid, like they were right up close to my eyeball. The yurt was getting hotter, too, and the hippies, with all their chanting and puking and moaning, were getting more irritating, so I took my shirt off and lay down for a power nap. With my eyes closed I saw all kinds of geometric shapes and started to experience things I’d never experienced before. I felt what it was like to fly through the jungle like a toucan. Eyes looking at opposite sides, I felt what it was like to crawl on the land and slip into the water like an alligator, I felt what it was like to sneak upon a prey like a puma, I felt the energy of a bull. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n It was awesome, like playing football or throwing the shot put a mile.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n