<\/a><\/p>\nRachelle: She’s different, is she?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Well maybe when she said that she didn’t mean funny ha-ha?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Okay, let’s just never mind. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Are you going to meet me or not?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Oh, your wedge salad just arrived! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Well obviously your hands are tied.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Yes.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: That was sarcasm.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Because you’re being a jerk.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Sweet Jesus.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: In no way am I discriminating against you for eating meat. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: I’m a Social Justice Warrior? I’m not even sure I know what one is.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: You’re drunk.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: You Keg-Sized your Caesar, didn’t you?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Yes, I am psychic.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: I can also detect something slurry and aggressive in all your texts.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: It’s like you’re campaigning for something.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Shouting from the podium!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Throwing emoticons everywhere!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Like angry confetti. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Whatever.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Just remember that the doctor said you could only have one drink a day, okay?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: No, don’t worry about it. It’s fine.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: I’m going to go to the museum then have a power skating session with Pierre.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: No, he wasn’t deported.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: He was in Costa Rica on a spiritual retreat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Very tan. And he shaved off his moustache.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: I know it’s a dream of yours to one day grow a full beard like Pierre does so effortlessly, but it’s just not your path, Pickle. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: Yes, yours is the path of low testosterone and patchy facial hair.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\nRachelle: We all have our crosses to bear, dear.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"These are the text messages I received from my wife Rachelle the other day:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6830,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[665,3540,4472,2297,36,4477,399,415,4471,1532,4253,333,3042,826,4475,699,4473,50,4474,4470,4476,2873,4397,38,2492,46,1726,3063],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6827"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6827"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6835,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6827\/revisions\/6835"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelmurray.ca\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}