This is a list of Executive Orders I signed last week:<\/p>\n

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1. Executive Order suspending Groupon purchases for medical procedures, including colonoscopies and all eye surgeries.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
2. Executive Order creating a Task Force on toy reduction in the living room.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
3. Executive Order restoring the \u201cRule of Law\u201d at sleepy time. No lollipops. No ice cream. No more than 6 stories. No exceptions.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
4. Executive Order protecting the household from foreign entry of sand, sticks, rocks of all kind, Play-Doh, cutlery and Spiderman lego into the bed. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
5. Executive Order improving accountability and whistleblower protection at the Department of Picking Up Used Kleenex That Almost Landed In The Garbage But Did Not.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
6. Executive Order prohibiting the use of Hate Speech such as \u201cDaddy is stink face poo brain,\u201d and, \u201c Daddy is stink face poo face!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
7. Executive Order consolidating withdrawal from The Chore List Accord, as it was a rotten deal for Mike who was always stuck with picking up all the toys AND doing all the dishes AND taking out the garbage, in spite of how tired his allergies make him. Hugely unfair!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
8. Executive Order creating a Comprehensive Plan for Reorganization of the front closet.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
9. Executive Order establishing that I will no longer wear my \u201cA-game shirt\u201d with the basketball players on it beyond the house perimeter, as the un-ironic attention I receive from other women threatens my wife. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
10. Executive Order imposing economic sanctions on The Red Lobster after that crappy \u201cAdmiral’s Feast,\u201d dinner I ordered on Father’s Day.<\/span><\/span><\/span>\n

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    Make Mike Great Again!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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