As many of you will have heard, I have started a daily Podcast with Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.<\/p>\n
This is an excerpt from our debut episode:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n ********************************************************<\/p>\n Me: Hey! Welcome back to The Breakfast Club with Heidi and Mike!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: We all bark and all bite!! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: We sure are, Heidi, we sure are, and I have to say, that was a fascinating interview we just did with Muffin the cat! I mean, WOW, what an interesting cat! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi want to barf.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: What do you mean?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: HORRIBLE interview. Heidi no care what Muffin think about immigration or Kim Kardashian getting mom-shamed for straightening daughter’s hair.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Me: Well, you have to admit, Muffin did have some pretty interesting and unique ideas about how to solve the global immigration crisis.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: You want crisis? Heidi give you crisis. Name Muffin is crisis. So stupid! Why moron cat named after food? Why after crappy food? Why not Steak?! Why not Cheeseburger! Why not Twizzler? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Twizzler is a good name!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi like Twizzlers. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Me, too.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Twizzlers a uniter. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Stupid Muffin don’t deserve name Twizzler. Such a fat, lazy animal! Muffin never hunt, just lie there! Make society hunt for her! Heidi hate that! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Well, Muffin is an indoor cat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi have no time for Muffin excuses! Muffin staring at diabetes, Heidi tell you. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: And hey, for those of you who have to commute today, you should know that traffic along the DVP is slow, so you might want to explore some other routes…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Look. Heidi know this controversial, but Heidi think it wrong to normalize cats. Cats evil. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n