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These are the text messages I received from my wife Rachelle the other day:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: I’m not sure I think that’s a good idea.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Look, if you’re putting a pretend cast on our three year-old boy’s arm in order to attract the attention of celebrites at the Film Festival, you truly are a horrible father.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Because you’re using him as bait!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: You are exploiting a child.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Rachelle: Yes, even if he agrees to \u201cplay dress up for daddy.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Jesus. Don’t ever, ever make me type, \u201cplay dress up for daddy\u201d again.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Really???<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: That was actually your tag on Lava Life?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: That is maybe the creepiest thing I have ever heard in my life.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: I think I might vomit.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: No, really. I cannot continue this text conversation.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n ( TWO HOURS LATER )<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Really??!! You got Hugh Jackman to sign Jones’ fake cast for me???!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Rachelle: That is the best thing you have ever done in your life. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Way better than that prank you pulled on the restaurant manager!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: No, it was a good prank.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rachelle: Yes, a really good one, I don’t think he saw it coming at all, but this, this is HUGH JACKMAN!! What did he smell like? Did he like what Jones was wearing? What did he write to me?? Jesus, did you touch him, did you put your hand on him at any point? What did he feel like? Did he talk to Jones?!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n