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As many of you will have heard, I have started a daily Podcast with Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n This is an excerpt from our most recent episode:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n *****************************************************<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Me: Well, that was awfully nice of Ontario Premier Doug Ford to come in for an interview and show us his old shot put from high school!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi no get shot put.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: What don’t you get?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: It just metal ball you can’t chase! Why have ball if not chase? Like big circle rock, and if circle-ball-rock not used to crush cat or squirrel or dumb bird, what the point? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Well, as Premier Ford explained, it is a display of both mental and physical mastery.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi don’t think so. Heidi call bullshit. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: You ALWAYS call bullshit.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi calls them as she sees him. Why she respected journalist. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: You are a good journalist, it’s true. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Heidi know. You could learn thing or two from Heidi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Like how to eat really, really, disgustingly quickly and spill my kibble all over the place?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Grrrr. Grrrr.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: Well, it’s a shame that we never got to find out if Premier Ford would have won the gold medal for shot put at the Olympics. He’s right, the boycott back in 1980 really did just punish the athletes.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi: Can’t give communism a foothold anywhere! But still, Heidi think something fishy about story.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: What do you mean?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Heidi: Well, if he and famous Ford Pack big part of Illuminati as he say, then they control Olympics. They do what they want! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Sex parties and gold medals and meat fat all the time!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me: But if they were part of the Illuminati, that would explain the family’s mysterious rise to power! I mean, his brother, a crack addict, was mayor of the city! How could something like that happen if not for the power of the Illuminati?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n