<\/a><\/p>\nStacey: Is that your duvet?<\/p>\n
Me: No, it’s my mother’s.<\/p>\n
Stacey: I see. Well, Admiral looks very cute.<\/p>\n
Me: He’s a great cat, but make no mistake, I would give him up him for the ability to look like I was in ELO.<\/p>\n
Stacey: Well, we must all walk our own path, I guess.<\/p>\n
Me: That’s for sure! And let me tell you, I do walk my own path. Always have. I have to be me. Just the way I am.<\/p>\n
Stacey: I’m sure you have lots of friends!<\/p>\n
Me: And just because one of them might say you’re on the spectrum, that doesn’t mean it’s true.<\/p>\n
Stacey: Are you high right now?<\/p>\n
Me: No. You?<\/p>\n
Stacey: No.<\/p>\n
Me: Just a regular Wednesday afternoon then?<\/p>\n
Stacey: Yep.<\/p>\n
Me: Do you get sent a lot of dick pics?<\/p>\n
Stacey: What do you think?<\/p>\n
Me: I think that you probably do.<\/p>\n
Stacey: Good guess. So, is there anything else I can help you with today?<\/p>\n
Me: Have you ever seen a ghost?<\/p>\n
( Stacey ends chat)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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