These are the text messages I received from my wife the other day:<\/p>\n

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Rachelle: No, it’s not.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I’m sorry Pickle, you’re wrong.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It’s not the Marie Keto diet.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: There are two different things. The Keto diet where you eat steak, and Marie Kondo, a Japanese spirit who tidies apartments when you’re sleeping.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It’s an easy mistake to make.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I don’t know how you’re expected to keep up either!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: The world moves quickly, it really does.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Did you drop Jones off at daycare?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: \u201cOnly Jones and Hulk make the rules now?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Rachelle: He said that to you when you asked him to put on his boots?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: OMG, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I’m not sure I’d want to live in a world like that, either.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Can you imagine?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: There would just be SO MUCH SMASHING.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Marie Kondo should be part of the Hulk and Jones team, quietly tidying up after they raze city after city.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Really?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: How is that sexist?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: And disrespectful to Asian culture?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It just is? Is that all you’ve got???<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Look, proclaiming that you’re tolerant of everything but intolerance is not an explanation for why you think I’m sexist and racist.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: No it isn’t.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It doesn’t even really make sense.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: By extension you don’t really make sense either.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes, all your friends know that.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: For a very long time now.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: When you really get going we call it \u201cMurrbling,\u201d as in, \u201cMan alive, was Michael ever Murrbling last night!\u201d<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I don’t have time right now, Pickle. My hockey game is about to start.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Okay, I’ll pick up some Jackson Triggs on the way back, and of course I’ll come home with my shield, or on it. They don’t call me the Blonde Volcano for nothing!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Love you, too, and don’t let Jones and the Hulk push you around. You make the rules!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: By that I did mean I make the rules. xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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