These are the text messages I received from my wife the other day:<\/p>\n

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Rachelle: Really?!!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Wow!! Having Lyle Lovett like one of your Tweets is amazing! That must be a real feather in your cap!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I’m proud of you, Pickle!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes, of course I do.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: He’s one of The Avengers, isn’t he?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: The Jewish one.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: The one who could turn himself into a plane that’s also a tiger.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Oh.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I thought one of The Avengers could do that.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: And that they embraced all religions, that they fought for freedom of religious expression and each hero represented a great faith.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Oh.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Well, I guess I don’t know who Lyle Lovett is then.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Hmm, a musician.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: No, none of those songs are familiar to me.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Just before my time, I guess.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Not a dig, Pickle. You’re just a lot older than me.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: No, I’d say 12 years is a lot. Anything double digits.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: What??<\/p>\n

Rachelle: He was married to Julia Roberts?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: You mean the guy who looks like a scarecrow\/funeral director is Lyle Lovett?<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Wow.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It’s true, personality does counts for a lot.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: And yes, it is almost as if Julia Roberts liked your Tweet!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Aww, that’s sweet!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Well, if I’m your Pretty Woman, you’re my little Lyle Lovett!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes, my power skating class is over and I’ll be home soon.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: With the wings.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Extra mild. Sauce on the side. Extra wet naps. No carrot stick taller than the others. As always.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It’s a little bit of a serial killer kind of order, you know.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: That was auto correct.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I wrote \u201cYou’re a sweet kind of order.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Well, auto correct works in mysterious ways.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Through a glass darkly and all of that.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Yes, you probably will start getting ads in you Facebook feed for serial killer things now.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Well, they say technology knows you better than you know yourself, Pickle!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Oh, I’m kidding, honey.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: You’re no serial killer.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: In fact, you would be the worst serial killer in history.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Well, your allergies to start. Always blowing your nose and sneezing. You’d be detected straight away!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: And then there’s your general physical and mental weakness. Serial killers have to be on the ball! I bet serial killers get 10 hours of sleep a night!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Ha Ha!! I know, I would kill for 10 hours of sleep, too!<\/p>\n

Rachelle: But look, the fact that you could never be a serial killer is a compliment, not an insult.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I know, these are confusing times.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: The falcon cannot hear the falconer.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: It’s from a poem.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: I think the falconer is the person who dresses the falcon when they go hunting. Picks out the outfits. Not positive.<\/p>\n

Rachelle: Anyway, see you in about half an hour! xo<\/p>\n

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