Jones runs into the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He’s wearing Spiderman pajama’s and has a Batman action figure in his hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His eyes are wide. He has important news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBatman ate Lizard Man! Batman ate Lizard Man!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cReally?\u201d I ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes. He ate him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWow. That’s really out of character, that’s not like Batman at all.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(In an evil voice ) \u201cBatman is very evil.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI wonder what Lizard Man tasted like?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(The evil voice returns) \u201c He tasted like pepper. Batman likes pepper.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jones runs out of the room, returns a moment later with more news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBatman ate The Green Goblin!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo way! Batman’s eating everybody!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Still in a very evil voice ) \u201cBatman is very hungry,\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI wonder what The Green Goblin tasted like? \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Now in his evilest voice, his words a demonic revelation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPineapple.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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