A Murder Wasp Answers the Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt might be a cliche, but it’s stinging, it really is. And murdering, of course. Stinging and murdering. But inside of that, there’s the feeling of my stinger easily penetrating the thick outer layer of a beekeeping suit and then sinking into the soft, vulnerable human flesh of some person and knowing that he has just been murdered. It just doesn’t get much better than that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. What is your greatest fear?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c I have no fear. I am a Murder Hornet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Which living person do you most respect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThere’s no person, living or dead, that a Murder Hornet is going to respect. Not now, not ever. We don’t roll that way. That being said, I like Kanye. Think he’s okay.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. What is your favourite journey?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFor a Murder Wasp there is only one of two possible answers. Either your favourite journey is leaving the nest to assassinate a person, or there is the returning to the nest after successfully assassinating a person. Personally, I prefer the anticipation, the moments leading to the murder. That is the journey I always want to be on.\u201d e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou ain’t shit to me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. What do you most dislike about your appearance?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, let me assure you that there is no problem in the stinger department. I got that very well covered. Otherwise, I would have to say my thorax and abdomen. I would like to be about 7 times larger than I am, maybe the size of an Eagle of very large bat. It’s not that I don’t love myself as I am, I just think I would be more effective at murdering and causing terror if I were larger.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Which talent would you most like to have?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou mean add to my arsenal? Okay. That would be swimming. I would love to be able to murder creatures of the water. To murder a shark? I would like to experience that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. On what occasion do you lie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c I never lie. I am always present. Always ready to kill. It is what I am. There is no deception in my being.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c I would like to come back as a particularly deadly and contagious virus, becoming nearly infinite in my capacity to murder.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. What do you most value in your friends?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSubordination and obedience.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. What are your favourite names?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c I have always liked Madeline for a Queen, and Nathan for a drone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. What is your motto?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cKeep calm and murder on.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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