HULK OPENS UP ABOUT HIS EATING<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hulk like to eat, it true, but only rumour that Hulk eat enemy. Hulk never do that. Hulk smash, but Hulk never eat what smash. Bad manners. Hulk have better manners than puny humans give him credit for. Hulk never wear hat at dining room table! Was total photoshop job! Fake news always lying about Hulk! Hulk so want to to smash fake news!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sorry. Hulk no mean to smash chair. Hulk people will look after expense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back to subject. Hulk eat a lot. A lot a lot. Hulk like to eat chicken, meat, fish, pasta, candy, yogurt, pop, some trees, nuts, cheese, hotdogs, many different type of cereal. Hulk had cereal named after him. It true. It just knock-off of Lucky Charms, but taste ok and Hulk favourite green not green of spinach, but green of money. Hulk not ashamed. Hulk no sell-out, just good business sense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Favourites? Hulk favourite cereal Sugar Crisp. Favourite chocolate bar Toblerone. What? Hulk surprise you? Think Hulk dumb?! Hulk not dumb!! Hulk more sophisticated than you know!! Toblerone remind Hulk of mountains. Mountains of delicious honey, almonds and chocolate. Thanos once took Toblerone from Hulk. Hulk got so mad smash Thanos!! But Hulk know Thanos not the problem. Hulk know he have problem. Hulk anger comes from somewhere. Hulk no understand, but no matter how much Hulk eat, still big hole inside Hulk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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