Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our 3 year-old Miniature Dachshund.
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Had weird dream last night.
In boat eating cheese and then bad, bad weather come and begin to rain and Heidi get wet! Hate being wet!! And then no cheese, cheese I eating just vanish! Horrible, horrible dream!!
Guess a lot been bothering Heidi lately and anxiety must be creeping into dream world. Heidi very angry G20 summit taking place in Toronto city!! This crazy! Who plans this, bunch of stupid cats and squirrels?!
Many dog parks closed and dogs forced to work! In chains, dog must smell where two-leggers can’t smell, must bark when no want to bark! It awful!! Two-leggers clear out all veterinary clinic so they have “trauma capacity” should any of their fancy pets—(cats from France!!) eat bad piazza crust and get tummy ache! Not fair! This democracy?!! Not democracy!! Bad government, BAD, BAD government!!
And stupid two-leggers uproot small trees because they “security risk.” What, man people use them as spear for fight?! As if! And the Squirrelists don’t hide in small tree, hide in big tree! So stupid!! When take away tree just take away place for dogs thrown out of hospital to take pee!! Solution not to take away tree, solution to take away dangerous squirrel! Dangerous squirrel everywhere!
Not politically correct to say, but maybe G20 can be good for dog if two-leggers clear downtown of riff-raff. Time for cats, pigeons and squirrels to go! They be drain on society long enough, make city, make country look bad! Pigeon have big shot attitude because can jump in sky long time. Big deal! Never see pigeon play fetch! The bird brain carry disease! Should put them all on reserve far away!!
Country not like used to be.
Hope meat for dinner.
Could eat meat forever.
Think I like to marry meat.