Many of you have inquired after my Success with Women Boot Camp.
The course costs $275– including snacks and drinks– and takes place every second weekend in my apartment and various locales throughout the Greater Toronto Area. For eight hours each day, my students will get comprehensive training from me, Michael Murray, on how to successfully score with the ladies. These sessions will include videos, (where we watch movies like Casablanca, Love Actually, Die Hard and Slapshot), lectures and role playing, as well as field trips where the students will put into practice what they’ve learned.
Some might ask, why should I pay you to teach me how to be successful with women? What do you know?
I refer you to my photograph.
I now refer you to a photograph of my girlfriend of five years.
Obviously, I know a few things about the art of seduction, and it would be my pleasure to share this with you for just $275.
I can make an average guy a stud!
I don’t want to give away too many of the secrets I will be sharing at the Boot Camp, but I will tell you just a little bit so that you might see the quality of information you will be receiving under my instruction.
A few tips:
Dress sharp!
Name your fantasy baseball team after your lady. ( Rachelle’s Rockets, for instance)
Use a blow dryer!
Avoid visible tattoos with profanity, sports logos and infections!
Share your non-violent feelings.
Be a confident dancer!
Remember that Christmas is not just a time for receiving, but for giving, too.
Don’t talk about your date’s friend Carmella’s hot, Latin ass. (even if it is truly exceptional)
Be playful, but not in a punchy way.
Be very careful in talking about Jesus being your co-pilot!
Still not enough to convince you to attend Michael Murray’s Success with Women Boot Camp? I will now provide you with some special bonus information.
Pets.
Women love animals, and you would do well to cultivate a close relationship with one. For the most part– depending on the region you live in– this excludes involvement with dog fighting, cock fighting and other similar enterprise. However, if you live in the right part of town, it is perfectly acceptable, even prestigious to have such associations and to own a pit bull or mastiff named Blood Face. But for the most part, women like small dogs (Pugs, Yorkshire Terriers or Dachshunds) with simple human names like Ted or Jack or Carter, as this will cause the female brain to make an unconscious association with family, loyalty and friendship. The dog will also provide evidence that other living creatures are capable of loving you.
You should not use a cat. A single man with a cat is a little bit like a single man living with an apartment full of taxidermy, and snakes, even small ones, are entirely out of bounds.
If you’re still not convinced that this course is for you, then I will provide you with some photographs of just a few of the women that have successfully romanced.
I will look forward to working with you all soon, and congratulations on taking this first step in taking charge of this very important part of your life!