Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.
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Heidi like it when her life simple.
See ball.
Chase ball.
Hear food dumped into bowl.
Eat food in bowl.
Easy.
Heidi like her routine.
Then suddenly two-legged boss-machines pick Heidi up, throw her in car and drive her to country and drop her off at some camp for two weeks while they go away! Never take Heidi! So stupid! Heidi system ruined!
Very bad days for Heidi!
But Heidi very strong and soon adapt to new environment of smells.
Heidi do new things. She go on water boat. Go camping. Play games with other dogs and be fetch star! Heidi such a fast running dog! Heidi also go to church and participate in prayer groups.
Lose weight. Stop taking sleeping pills. Not so angry and suspicious all the time and coat begin to shine like wet jewel! Heidi become the newer, better version of herself that she always imagined she could become. Heidi receive the word of the Lord! Heidi learn to listen and not just bark.
“You must not eat the meat of a mauled animal in the field; throw it to the dogs.”
Exodus 22:31
These very smart God words.
Heidi think on this and understand that God has plan for her. God plan for her to eat meat. Very good God plan. For the Lord gave his only begotten son so that Heidi could eat meat.
Heidi testify.
Camp teach Heidi that she good dog, whatever she do, and that Jesus love her. Feel true light of Lord, run with love, run with love! And then dark day of Satan. Old Devil pack come to take Heidi away!
Heidi fight to stay, but devils bewitch her with meat bone and when Heidi eating meat bone, devils snatch her! Judas meat bone! Heidi whimper and cry and bark but soon realize that it God’s will. Lord have plan for Heidi, and she must follow path, even if path smell of cats and owls, and so Heidi return to dusty, den with no light.
Here, in den of devil, Heidi seek to bring light. Whenever four-eyed-two-legged treat giver pour himself big Scotch drink late at night, Heidi bark, bark, bark! It sin! Whenever blonde two-legger take money from pocket of man pants, Heidi bark, bark, bark! Sin! Whenever girl person makes bad words because no chocolate, Heidi bark, bark, bark! And whenever four-eye blame Heidi for smell he make, Heidi bark, bark, bark!
No sin on Heidi patrol.
Heidi watchdog for God now!