Heidi Blog

Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund for the day

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When Heidi pack went away they left her at camp where Heidi found Word of the Lord.

Good Word.

Heidi walk, run and dig with Jesus. But soon after, Heidi found out that God say animals have no soul and no get heaven treat. Heidi don’t understand, she good Christian dog, but no heaven treat? What point of obeying if no treat?

Heidi have crisis of belief.

Struggle with faith like fight with badger.

But Heidi no quitter! Heidi once whimper for 3 hours to get treat! Heidi once bark at car alarm for 7 hours!

Heidi determined.

German roots!

No quit on Lord!

Today Heidi do Bible Dip. Select random passage which help guide Heidi on right path to Jesus, treat and meat sources.

Hosea 8:9 For they are gone up to Assyria, a wild ass alone by himself: Ephraim hath hired lovers.

Heidi no understand.

Heidi go to park.

Meet dog named Diablo who only have three legs.

Weird!!!

What God trying to say to Heidi?

Not know what happened to Diablo. Very curious.

Maybe lost leg in owl attack?
Maybe very hungry in cave and have to eat own leg?
Could be product of cat treachery.

Heidi don’t know.

Want to ask. I mean, big, obvious question just sitting there, and we already know each other private smells, so you think, “what big deal in asking?” But for some reason Heidi no want to ask. Feel it bad form. Maybe Heidi nervous because of limp. Make her feel weird, kind of gross.

Instead Heidi ask Diablo what country he from.

Diablo from Chile.

Heidi think Chile stupid, that Germany could disembowel Chile and break Chile neck like chicken!!!

Heidi tell Diablo this.

Is way Heidi is.

Direct and honest.

Diablo is mutt and can’t take truth. He freak-out! Go crazy like he see red cat blood and try to attack Heidi by hopping at her. Pathetic! Heidi crush Diablo without even trying, and just when going to rip throat out, two-legged-four-eyed-treat-giver come running over shouting, “NO, NO, NO, NO!”

What up with that?

Diablo attack me!

So stupid! Heidi Alpha, must crush all challenges!

It God’s will!

God in control!

He pilot of show!

And then Heidi get called “BAD DOG,” when Heidi Good Dog, strong dog!

Heidi no know why God let such things happen.

Then Heidi see big squirrel and chase squirrel and while on squirrel hunt Heidi find some spilled Chicken Chow Mein by bench. Heidi gobble up fast!! Law of nature!!

Still not know what to think about God rules.