Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund
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Day 2
Heidi been seeing lots of bats lately.
On black wing they swoop down at Heidi, making terrible noise of fang death!! All Heidi see are blood-rat eyes of bats and feel their cold stink breath!! Just horrible!!
But Heidi not sure if bats are real or not.
Sometimes Heidi bark to scare maybe-bats or sometimes shake and cower until two-leggers come to ask what wrong and tell Heidi she good dog, that she pretty dog.
Crazy times.
Heidi so miss her magic pills!
Day 3
Heidi feel better today.
Should tell you that all trouble start two weeks ago when hurt back. Never have pain like that! So motherfucking sore it unbelievable!! Like King Badger come to drive spikes into Heidi spine! Like Devil pain possess Heidi and paralyze her! So fucking awful! Why God have to be such dick to Heidi? Heidi good dog, only kill for sport!
Two-legger pack-subordinates see that Dear Leader Heidi suffering so they get magic pill and give to Heidi, make Heidi feel great! Pain go away and like Heidi floating up to corner of room where she watch all from comfortable and warm nest full of treats. Way better than fetch! Best den ever!! Heidi love her new life of floating in treat nest!
Then two-leggers just stop giving Heidi magic pills and Heid feel so weird!!
Like now Heidi cold then hot! Whole body itch! Heidi can’t lick or scratch fast enough! Driving her crazy!! Like mad ants crawling over body and Heidi snap snap snap to kill fire ants but just keep coming! Relentless fire ants!! Heidi hate ants, must run from ants!!
Day 4
Heidi feel better today.
More like old self, stop vomiting and trying to frantically sniff out dust from magic pain pills. Feel like running and playing. Good times!
What’s this?
Raccoon come in back door and want to play with Heidi?
Funny, Racoon usually so mean and greedy, just want to take Heidi food, but now want to play! Okay Mister Racoon, let play game of Mouse Kill! So much fun! So nice to be back to self and play with Mister Raccoon! Ha-Ha, Mister Raccoon flirty racoon! With mice eyes. Mister Raccoon eyes turning into mice, horrible white mice now all running at Heidi, mutant lab mice who want Heidi blood!! Heidi so scared!! Heidi try to run but can’t! Mister Raccoon and army of mutant lab mice march like zombie-death-army toward her!!! Heidi wish she could fly back to treat nest in sky!