Celebrities such as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Starr Jones, Wendel Clark and Amy Winehouse have all reported seeing UFO’s, as have two members of my Friends of Flying Saucers Club( FFSC). The existence of Flying Saucers and Extraterrestrials can no longer be considered in doubt.
The FFSC, which I started in 2002, has been having bi-monthly meetings for nearly seven years now. Typically, we get together to discuss UFO related matters, but often we talk about cool action movies and how to deal with girls. Most of the members of the club are high school aged, and they see me as a father figure, occasionally asking me to buy them beer. I don’t’ mind.
However, it’s not just academic UFOlogy training that I tutor them in. It’s more of a mentorship, and sometimes I take them to a military base where we might picket, demanding that they release the captured ET’s. Other events include surveying the skies for unexplainable aerial activity, watching Shark Week, and the annual Christmas party( (where I buy them beer).
There are three members of the group beside myself.
Colin:
Aged 17
Nickname: C-Dog
His favourite movie is Braveheart, and if he could go anywhere in the world it would be Stonehenge. His favourite shark is the Mako, and he believes that aliens are benevolent. He hopes to audition for Canadian Idol next year and would like to go on a date with Rihanna.
Calum:
Nickname: Double C
Aged 17
Colin’s twin brother, Calum counts the second Transformers movie as his all time favourite. If he could go anywhere in the world, he would go to the Great Pyramids, which he believes were constructed with the aid of alien technology. His idea of the perfect girl is model Kelly Brook. When Calum was 15 he saw a UFO while his family was camping in Temagami. It was a fiery orb that changed colour and emitted a calming feeling. His favourite shark is the Hammerhead.
Parvinder:
Almost 16
Nickname: Vinnie
Parvindir likes any film starring Will Ferrell. If he could go anywhere in the world he would go to Canada’s Wonderland, because he loves the Behemoth roller coaster. If he could take anybody to go to the Prom with him it would be Megan Fox. Parvindir often dreams of Bigfoot, who comes to him as a sort of “spirit guide,” helping him to solve various life problems. Last month, Parvindir saw a UFO late at night while stealing golf balls from the local driving range. He said it was shaped like a cigar and that beamed a spotlight down upon him, causing him to drop his bucket of balls and flee. His favourite shark is the Great White.