Blog entry from Heidi, Michael Murray and Rachelle Maynard’s Miniature Dacshund
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This year for Christmas Heidi want Guillotine death factory for mouse.
Also want kit to build bomb to kill mouse that try to steal her food.
For many nights, mouse live in den with Heidi pack. Heidi no invite mouse to be part of pack.
This BAD MOUSE, BAD, BAD MOUSE!!
I big and strong, mouse frail and weak! If I want, could kill mouse using just tail! But can no find scared mouse. Mouse no fight Heidi for meat prize like noble dog, but scurry and hide, live behind cold, food box like coward! No-size-ugly-whisker- face only come out when Heidi sleep, and then try to steal food like pirate mouse.
When Heidi hear mouse go click-click thieving on floor, I go to chase and kill. I want to tear mouse guts out!! I bark and bark and bark and run and run and run, try to dig through floor and move cold food box with head! Sometimes I get so so mad and excited I pee on floor. And then four-eyed-two-legged food giver yell in raspy voice, call me bad dog, when it bad mouse who cause all trouble!!
So frustrating!
Hate fucking mouse!!
So for Christmas Heid want instruments of war so can kill squeak brain mouse. Kill mouse dead and bloody! Little bits of mouse and dead mouse smell everywhere! But instead, for Christmas get stupid bone that no smell of meat, and Hannah Montana outfit that make Heidi look fat.
It crappiest Christmas ever!