The dreams of Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund
Heidi dreamdreamdream.
She digging perfect hole. Best hole in world of two-legger or beast. Hole so good. Heidi don’t know where it goes. Heidi don’t care. Heidi just dig. Heidi so young again. So strong. Restored and complete, full of glory. Heidi hot again.
So Heidi digging Hole of Holes when earth begin to shake.
Heidi not scared.
Not the way Heidi rolls.
Heidi turn to show teeth and see Iron Man. Not stupid Robert Downey Junior 70 year-old Iron Man, but vintage Iron Man. Young Iron Man look like robot, look dumb. Heidi not even close to scared. Heidi fuck Iron Man up. Heidi growl. Show Iron Man she means business. No robot stop Heidi from work of great hole artist. Iron Man sends yellow pulse at Heidi for no reason, so Heidi ATTACK!!
Such a good attack.
So many tactics.
So much strength.
Heidi tear Iron Man apart.
Rip into chest cavity, pull everything out.
Turns out he full of Starburst and jelly bean.
Heidi so happy.
