Today the Blog has been handed over to Heidi, Rachelle and Michael’s Miniature Dachshund.
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Once again Heidi get nothing for Valentine’s Day!
Not know what going on with that!
My coat shiny, my breath bad, why no other dog like me?!
Must be stupid pink camouflage collar two-leggers make me wear! So 2006! Make me look like some Jersey Shore slut-face! Hate stupid collar and want to rip to shreds!
Three dogs in park I hoped would send me something, but nothing!
Is Mahjong. He not very smart, always smelling wrong thing and losing fetch ball. He’s just mutt, too, but I don’t care! He super cute! Go all the way with Mahjong if he play cards right, but stupid-chicken dog too scared to make first move!
Jupiter big, beautiful Doberman! So strong and confident and wild!! Turn Heidi on to watch him dig in park! When he bark angels fall from heaven. Go all the way with Jupiter in second!
Like Hanzel, too. Most beautiful sexy coat that change colour with the sunlight! Hanzel nice, too, and good at fetch! Once see him chase stupid cat into street and then cat get hit by two-legger on bike machine! Stupid cat! Hanzel make me wag tail. Would marry Hanzel and have big litter, then have affair with Jupiter and Mahjong in secret park dates in bushes near swings!
But none of dogs remember Heidi on Valentine’s!
Bad dogs, bad, bad dogs!!
Think Valentine stupid commercial day meant to make single dog feel bad! So what if not in committed relationship? Big deal! Don’t mean Heidi crazysad dog that play fetch alone and live with cats!
Not true!!