Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our three year-old Miniature Dachshund.
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Spring is good time for dogs.
Cold, white dirt become water, old treat from winter everywhere! Easy for dog, even fat dog with cat face, to get lucky in spring! Dogs very horny!
Muddy, mud and roll in gorgeous dirt smell! Squirrel stupid and groggy from long sleep, so easy to chase onto road where they get splat by speed machine! Good times, good times for dog!
But problem, too.
Heidi have bad seasonal allergies!
Bad allergies, bad!!
Dig in park and eyes get itchy and watery, no see dirt and miss treat! Body itchy and scratch, scratch, scratch! Drive Heidi nuts!
When hunt mouse always sneeze! Give position away! And when chase cat from corner store, Heidi start to wheeze, and cat run away, give Heidi smug look like she so fast and smart, but not smart and fast! Stupid cat just make allergies, no suffer allergies! Heidi no wheeze because fat from winter treats! Not true!! Heidi wheeze from stupid pollens!! Heidi look great soon! Just need play more fetch, that all.
Hate cats!
Very, very hate cats!
Hungry now.
Wonder what for dinner?
Hope meat.
Love meat.