Category: Blog
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Staying at the White Towers Motel in Barrie, Ontario
Last week I went on a little road trip with Rachelle’s father. We took a couple of days and toured about a few of the towns north of Toronto, staying our last night at the White Towers Motel in Barrie, Ontario.
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Letter of romantic intent to New York Met Ike Davis on behalf of my friend Yael.
Ike Davis is the 25 years old first baseman of the New York Mets. His father was a major league pitcher for over a decade, so not only does Ike have excellent athletic genes, but he also grew up rich.
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Taking the bus to Bradford
The bus terminal in Newmarket is tiny, and on a day that had turned grey, gusty and unexpectedly cold, nobody seemed very happy.
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Postcard from Montreal
Alice: At Mont Royal Park, a beautiful woman was dancing just as beautifully as possible.
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Being mistaken for Ryan Gosling
I don’t really see the resemblance, but recently more and more people have been telling me that I look like Ryan Gosling.
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My competition for Wikipedia
Wikipedia is ready for a takedown. Over the years I’ve noticed that people ask me an awful lot of questions, and due to my dominance in games like Trivial Pursuit, I’ve established a certain authority within my community. I’m like an information sheriff. With this in mind I’ve decided to launch a counter-site to lamesville…
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Helping Rachelle pick out a number for her hockey jersey
Rachelle just joined a Women’s League Ice Hockey Team called The Early Birds. She was offered a selection of about a half dozen numbers for her jersey and as I pretty much control every decision she makes, I offered my advice, which was to take number 7.
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A walk through the Annex
On Madison I saw the same awkward older man who has been jogging down the street for years. He wore his long, beak-like cap and his body was awry, angled in a way that suggested something traumatic happened and prompted him to start running, an instinct now he’s never since ceased.