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A new morning.
After the leak of a sex tape
Today I received a truly astonishing letter:
On New Year’s Day we took Jones to the aquarium.
My Illustrated Dreams
These are the text messages I received from my wife Rachelle the other day:
As many of you will have heard, I have started a Podcast with Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.
I was suprised to be contacted by Ontario Premier Doug Ford recently.
I recently got a text message from a number I did not recognize.
