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These are the text messages my wife sent to me the other day:
The other day I was assigned to a porter who was having her first day on the job.
On December 23rd my sister and I went for drinks at the Park Hyatt bar.
The bartender’s name is Shalimar.
On Sunday Rachelle and I went to see the movie The Great Gatsby.
My Text Message Log From New Year’s Eve:
Saturday night was the 7th annual Nuit Blanche festival here in Toronto.