As many of you know we had to give up Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund, when it became vividly clear that she and our infant son Jones were not compatible.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Heidi now lives a life of glory with Rachelle\u2019s parents about an hour north of Toronto. Today I have given the Blog over to her:<\/p>\n ******************************************<\/p>\n Heidi so very happy and popular and good-looking.<\/p>\n Heidi in best shape of her life, too.<\/p>\n Heidi superstar.<\/p>\n Heidi have no idea why not on cover of Sport’s Illustrated big sex issue this month!<\/p>\n <\/a> Still, Heidi life so very, very, very good and when sleep come, it carry Heidi and Jones on same dream-river.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi and Jones go running at night.<\/p>\n Full moon light in us.<\/p>\n Fast run. At end Heidi lick egg sandwich off Jones face.<\/p>\n Heidi and Jones not Heidi and Jones, but Eagle-Heidi and Eagle-Jones. Live in castle in mountains of France. Very nice castle. Bedroom in turrets. Like lofts. VERY expensive, but Eagle-Heidi and Eagle-Jones super rich. Can afford it no problem!<\/p>\n Fly so fast and high! See everything. Eagle-Heidi and Eagle-Jones terrible missiles! We protectors of freedom and liberty. Fly like beautiful rockets, destroying enemy drones with fierce talons. Boom! Drones explode into fire-light at our touch! Hah! Stupid drones!! Get one million dollars (US) for every dead drone. Eagle-Heidi better than Eagle-Jones at it. Eagle-Heidi kill 268 drones, Eagle-Jones 12.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Heidi always teaching Jones, even when Eagles.<\/p>\n Heidi and Jones at Dolly Parton concert.<\/p>\n Heidi fucking love Dolly Parton.<\/p>\n
\nHeidi hot.
\nMake no sense.
\nEditor team so speciesist!
\nAll very, very bad dogs!!
\nHeidi bite them in face if ever try to pet her.<\/p>\n
\nDream #1<\/p>\n
\nGreen run through wet meadow.
\nWide run.
\nAbove and behind the dark wind follows.
\nAll night we give chase.<\/p>\n
\nDream #2<\/p>\n
\nDream #3<\/p>\n