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<\/a><\/p>\nand he just won the race to become the Ontario leader of the Progressive Conservative party after a controversial election. This is his acceptance speech:<\/p>\n
*************************************<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Thank you, thank you!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Thanks.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Hey, let’s give it up for The Dream Police, the best goddamn Cheap Trick tribute band in the entire GTA!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Okay, okay, I know you’re all excited, but let’s bring it down a bit.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Now. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n We can bring it down NOW.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n I SAID BE QUIET DAMMIT<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n I MEAN IT<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I MEAN IT<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Ok, that’s better.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Well my friends, thank you for coming this evening.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Tonight we took the first step in defeating our opposition. The people of Ontario want the crappy Ontario Liberals cleansed from government, and I am more than happy to be the man to deliver that enema!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n JESUS H CHRIST YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n ARE YOU CHEWING GUM<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n YES, YOU IN THE FRONT ROW <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I’M TALKING TO YOU <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n DO YOU SEE ANYBODY ELSE CHEWING GUM <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n SWEET CAROLINE DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE BECAUSE I WILL AND I WILL TEAR THAT GUM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE IT WAS A TONGUE FROM AN ALBANIAN PIG…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Okay.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n As I was saying, I want to thank my beautiful wife Karla, my girls, my whole family, and my brother, Rob upstairs. He was incredible. He sacrificed so much for the little man. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Rob, my brother, you always stood by me, you were my rock. I wouldn\u2019t be standing here without your support. And to my incredible team, you were absolutely amazing, your dedication to our cause made this possible. The hard-working people of Ontario, I am truly humbled, very humbled, by your support. You are the ones who kept me going, you are the reason I am here.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n We have a lot of work to do before the next campaign. We have a lot to do in a very short amount of time. But I promise you this. I will get our party back on track. We will put a platform forward that speaks to every Ontarian. Together we will return our province to where it belongs. We will make Ontario the leader of jobs and growth in Canada. I\u2019ve said before and I\u2019ll say it again: Ontario will be open for business.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Nine to five.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Every single day of the week except Sunday. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Just like our family business Deco Labels and Tags.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n