Nothing that Chris Brown does surprises me.
He’s a complicated man.
For almost a year now I’ve been having a sporadic Twitter conversation with him. At times its’ been very combative, like an Old School freestyle rap off, and at other times its been quasi-friendy.
This is how it started:
Chris Brown:
F.A.M.E. is the best work I’ve ever done. I thank the people for always supporting my vision!
Michaelmurrayca:
You mean L.A.M.E. is the best work you’ve ever done.
Chris Brown:
Middle finger in full eFFect today!!! Lol#michaelmuRRaydouche
Michaelmurrayca:
You have a L.A.M.E. name. You catch me bust a rhyme there? Lame Name. That’s what you should be called.
Chris Brown:
You waNNa fEEl the heat? #michaelmurrayugly
Michaelmurrayca:
I don’t get your crazy capitalization. Are you stoned?
Chris Brown:
Michael mury brings out the fury, he’s a little dope that ain’t got no hope!
Michaelmurrayca:
I’m rubber, you’re glue, anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
Chris Brown:
Dope line!! LOL!!
At this point Chris Brown stopped communicating with me for several months, but one day out of the blue he responded to one of my posts.
Michaelmurrayca:
Pad Thai is over-rated.
Chris Brown:
Don’t you be hating on our yellow broThers! Cash knows no coLor!!!!
Michaelmurrayca:
I live in Canada and our money has many different coloUrs. Our money is like Joseph and his amazing, technicoloUr dream coat.
Chris Brown:
My Money could buy your Money!!LOL!!!#michaelmurrayhomeless
Michaelmurrayca:
Nice hashtag, and I’m just between homes, not homeless. Between jobs, too. Between many things, actually.
Chris Brown:
You are the rock and the hard place, YOU the dinner that never gets heated, never get eated! #dropalineonamotherfucker
Michaelmurrayca:
Were you part of the final 16 on American Idol, I forget. #chrisbrownislame
Chris Brown:
Haters gotta hAte. #michaelmurraygonnagetwhupped
Chris Brown:
And I fucking love every single radio station who supports my music! It means the world to me! Thx
Michaelmurrayca:
We don’t have radio stations in Canada. Our music is naturally conducted on the ice winds.
Chris Brown:
I will take over CANADA and make all the ladies in the T.DOT!
Michaelmurrayca:
I have to take the dog for a walk now but I will be back to finish this later.
Once again, our relationship went into remission but it flared up again after Chris Brown Tweeted some of his romance lyrics.
Chris Brown:
if the lights in the sky came crashing down, I still could find your love even in a crowd… But will u remember me?
Chris Brown:
I want you to love me, like you’ve never loved nobody else, I want u to touch me, like when ur touching urself!
Michaelmurrayca:
I am moved by your lyrics. I would remember you and yes, moved to touch you like I’m touching myself, or something.
Chris Brown:
NOT HOMO!
Michaelmurrayca:
Hunh?
Chris Brown:
WATCH MY BaCK as I walk away from all this negativity#michaelmurraycantgetlaid
Chris Brown:
AND DEAR MEDIA.. Ur plan is not working.. I’m not going anywhere so get used to me #michaelmurraymediamoron
Michaelmurrayca:
I thought I was supposed to watch your back as you walked away, now I’m supposed to get used to you? What up?
Michaelmurrayca:
You’re all over the map, Chris. You sound erratic. If you were a robot you would be called Erraticon.
Chris Brown:
Don’t HeAt tHe DrAGon…
Michaelmurrayca:
I will not heat the dragon.
Chris Brown:
I’m so OVER everyone’s opinions.. Really!!!#michaelmurrayisabuttplug
And very recently Chris Brown posted this:
Chris Brown:
individuality is key… Fresh is a way of life…. When people constantly bring up your name(good/bad) thank them!
Michaelmurrayca:
I will send you my mailing address.
Chris Brown:
This is the only thing I’LL be sending YOU:
Michaelmurrayca:
Oh my.
Michaelmurrayca:
I don’t know what to say.
Chris Brown:
You ain’t got what I got motherFucker. #michaelmurrayisapussy
Michaelmurrayca:
Well, thank you for the naked picture, I guess, but I’m married and don’t swing that way, dude.
Chris Brown:
I will beat you to a pulp and you will like it cuz I’m HOT!!
Michaelmurrayca:
I think I know where all the anger comes from now, Chris.
Michaelmurrayca:
You just don’t like girls.
Michaelmurrayca:
You like boys and that makes you angry at girls.
Chris Brown:
My lawyers will be taking care of this matter, shithole.
Michaelmurrayca:
I’m sure you pay them enough so that they’ll do anything you want them to.
Michaelmurrayca:
In whatever costumes you like.
Chris Brown:
HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That’s the ultimate FUCK OFF!
Michaelmurrayca:
You’re gracious and gentle, like a cute, little lamb.
Michaelmurrayca:
With tattoos.
Michaelmurrayca:
Glad anger management has been working so well for you.
Michaelmurrayca:
You knob.
Comments
One response to “Tweeting with Chris Brown”
Haha Chris totally owned you lol! You in love with Chris for sure, whenerver he tryna stop talking to you, you just keep coming back with stupid shit lmao. Fuck off and try to make your own money instead of seeking attention with celebrity fights loser.