Animal Anxiety Dreams

Leopard

I’m walking along the Serengeti like any normal day and suddenly my spots begin to fall off. I’m freaked-out, of course, and I try to roll around on the ground to get them back on me but it just makes it worse and they continue to fall off, but at a faster rate now. I start to run away, but as I’m doing this I realize that my spots have become a trail that will lead my enemies to me.

Lobster

I am just walking along and then I find myself in some sort of trap. It’s like everything is in slow motion and I can’t get back out the way that I came in. I’m in a real panic and then very slowly the trap, with me in it, begins to rise up through the water and I just know that something horrible is going to happen, and that’s when I wake up.

Woodpecker

It’s always the same tree. I’m pecking away, trying to find some grubs or ants to eat and then I break through a barrier and I’m looking into a big room that’s in the middle of the tree where my mother is having sex with my uncle.  My beak is stuck in the tree and I can’t look away. It’s horrible.

Butterfly

I am flying along and then something happens and I’m only able to fly in a straight line. I’m doing everything I can, but still, just a straight line. I feel so out of control, so lost.

Kangaroo

I’m looking in my pouch for my Joey and I can’t find him. I’m frantic and just keep digging deeper and deeper, but all I keep pulling out are tufts of hair and then I’m completely bald and I know, I just know that the Dingo got my baby and that it was my fault.

Squirrel

I’m getting ready to hibernate for the winter and I’m collecting as many nuts as I possibly can. I can’t stop eating them and I’m just getting bigger and bigger and bigger and then I start to float up into the sky and I feel like I’m going to drift away into the vast universe and never be seen again.

Seahorse

I’m floating around and everything is very calm. I don’t feel threatened at all and in a flash there are Sea Monkeys everywhere. The chattering is horrible and there’s nothing I can do to get away, and then they all pile on my back, whistling and teasing, and I try to buck them off but I can’t.

Penguin

I am on an ice floe alone in the middle of the ocean and the water keeps getting warmer.

 


Comments

7 responses to “Animal Anxiety Dreams”

  1. It made me cry.

  2. That is hilarious. You certainly had me at Woodpecker (still giggling) Perhaps Heidi could provide interpretation , she seems a deep thinker:)

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    Michael Murray

    Jon, there is a thin veil between the animal and human worlds, I think, and Candace, Heidi has been preoccupied by many subjects lately, but hopefully she’ll have some time to put her thoughts down on them soon.

  4. Your blog is always a treat, a reward for finishing my work, cleaning the house, and most often, inspiration before I start my day. Thank you!

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    Michael Murray

    Rebecca:

    You are as sweet as cotton candy with angel wings.

  6. Mike – brilliant! The woodpecker had me laughing and the Penguin left me sad. A wonderfully well written roller-coaster ride. Keep it coming!

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    Michael Murray

    Master McKinney:

    Thank you kindly for your generous and very super nice words!