A teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. found this list on the floor of 3rd grade classroom.
It’s a list of 90 different kinds of bitches.
Types of Bitches
1) Dirty dumb ass bitches?
2) Aint got no ass bitches?
3) Dusty trick bitches?
4) Fishy bitches?
5) Don’t know how to fight bitches?
6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches?
7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that?
8) Can’t keep a man bitch?
9) Track wearing bitches?
10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man?
11) Hoochie looking bitches?
12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches?
13) Stupid bitches that act dumb?
14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy?
15) Want to be jocking bitches?
16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone?
17) Bitches who think they better than me?
18) Instigating bitches?
19) Talking behind your back bitches?
20) Loud mouth bitches?
21) Pissy bitches?
22) Stingy bitches?
23) Funky looking bitches?
24) Short hair bitches?
25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair?
26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you?
27) Staring in your face bitches?
28) Big eyed looking bitches?
29) Crazy bitches?
30) Nappy tender headed bitches?
31) Booty shorts wearing bitches?
32) Coast-signing bitches?
33) Dick riding bitches?
34) Whipped bitches?
35) Buck tooth bitches?
36) Cheesy teeth bitches?
37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches?
38) Ghetto bitches?
39) Hair dyeing bitches?
40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches?
41) Bitches who think they hard?
42) Bitches that think they get money?
43) Bitches that go to a dirty school?
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59) Gay bitches?
60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches?
61) Tomboy bitches?
62) Stain on your pants bitches?
63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches?
64) Dirty hair bitches?
65) Stealing bitches?
66) Stinky feet bitches?
67) Big gap bitches?
68) Protecting their store bitches?
69) Pajamas outside bitches?
70) Ragly braid bitches?
71) Stanky butt bitches?
72) Greedy bitches?
73) Slimy grimy bitches?
74) Psycho bitches?
75) Drug dealing bitches?
76) Geekin’ bitches?
77) Suntanning bitches?
78) Goofy looking bitches?
79) Triflin’ bitches?
80) Skanky bitches?
81) Mugging bitches?
82) Sloppy bitches?
83) Dirty fingernails bitches?
84) Dirty sock wearing bitches?
85) Uncreative bitches?
86) White bitches that think black people poor?
87) Conceited bitches?
88) Tall bitches?
89) Short bitches?
90) Jealous bitches
This list has become an Internet sensation, the launching point and inspiration for all sorts of different projects across the globe. I’ve decided to fill in the blanks and write entries for the missing spaces between 44 and 58, and these are the entries:
44) Always be talking about her graduate degree bitch
45) Allergic to bees bitch
46) Just pretending to like hockey to get a man bitch
47) Skinny yoga bitch
48) Always dress as sexy cat on Halloween bitch
49) Smell like carrots bitch
50) All I can talk about is my fucking wedding bitch
51) Like Star Trek bitch
52) Always sending back her food bitch
53) Nose bleed on the bus bitch
54) Bring her own bag to grocery store bitch
54) I been to Europe bitch
55) Think she got a cool bicycle bitch
56) Ugly boot bitch
57) Do I look fat bitch
58) Think she seen a ghost bitch