Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.
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Just because Heidi really good-looking, people think she not have important things to say.
Not true!
Heidi double threat!
Beat you with looks and beat you with fast running brain!
For instance, Heidi have very active political mind!
In Canada is vote contest to determine who gets big piece of meat. Grown two-leggers all put marked treats in box to determine pack Alpha and then top dog decide when and where to give scraps from his big meat piece.
Simple.
Heidi tell you, hate, just fucking hate Michael Ignatieff!
Has eyebrows of a crazy owl and but can’t fly! No run fast! Never see him dig hole and pull out Badger with own teeth! He look like he have evil smell, like demon God enter into soul and sulphur rise in wisps from fingers. Why should Heidi vote for him? He is factory of two-legged boredom! No joy in Iggy, and really, Heidi think that least appropriate nickname in history! Should be called Grey Book, or Stink Breath, not Iggy, which sound like fun.
He no fun. Wouldn’t know toy if it bit him.
Probably ask for tax credits for Christmas.
Stephen Harper is Prime Minister. Try to be top dog again.
He like to sing songs by Beatles. Make him common man, Heidi think.
Everybody like Beatles. Vote for Harper vote for Beatles. If vote against Harper, you glad that John got shot. That message he send.
Heidi think her favourite Beatle song “Everybody Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey.” Funny song! Heidi wish she had sister monkey, so monkey could hunt from tree and Heidi hunt from ground. Be unbeatable combo, like Lennon and McCartney. But Heidi alone with four-eyed-two-legged treat giver who know nothing about hunting. He can’t even scavenge. Very Useless. Just sad.
Anyway, Heidi think she support Green Party as dirt important part of platform and dirt very important to Heidi, too.