Sunny sun clean blue wind day.
Four-eye-two-legged food giver take me out to chase little roll balls that no smell of life. It fun! I run and run and kill ball!
I also roll in bones of chicken, so that other dog think I kill the chicken, but I no kill the chicken! I just find parts of dead chicken and trick other dog! Ha! Silly dogs believe whatever Heidi smell like. Like Heidi smell, Heidi do! But make no mistake, Heidi easy kill chicken if cluck-head dumb enough to say hi!
I very fast dog and can run for nights and days no problem! But four-eye-two-legged food giver no run. He slow. Plod, plod, plod. When he take me up stairs he sigh and make very bad words to his Gods. So when we go out, I give him the exercise so he not stop life and no give me the food and treat. Instead of bringing roll ball to him, I leave it so he must pick up. I do this all time and he no figure it out!! He walk and walk and walk, thinking I play fetch, but really he is fetch monkey! Ha!
Heidi smart dog.
Four-eyed-two-legged treat giver nice, but he no smart dog.